[HSF] OT - joke

[Nasser F. Abou'Seada]

An advise to a new medical student during an initial tour in a hospital:
What is the best way to identify a doctor in a hospital where every one runs
in GREEN / BLUE ??? .....
of course from the shoes ..........
- Suegeons always have BLOOD SPOTS on their shoes ..........
- Cardiac Surgeons always have the urine bag near to their feet in theatre,
so as to observe the urine during bypass ... hence, their shoes are always
covered by BLOOD & URINE ..................
- aha this one has spots of BLOOD, URINE & SHIT .... must be an obs/gynae !!
.......
- ohhhh ......... this one has got NESCAFE SPOTS ........ aha that is the
anaesthetist .....!!!!  ..............
- ah ..the one passing by with a POLISHED MIRROR-LIKE shoe .... sure is
the CARDIOLOGIST ..... !!!!!! .......
the student observed that the speaking doctor, an internist, was NOT in
green, rather in a WELL IRONED TROUSERS, with an ELEGENT NECK TIE, and a
MIRROR POLISHED SHOES ..... he was the internist ...!!!!

NFA

On 5/6/07, Hgrmd at aol.com <Hgrmd at aol.com> wrote:
>
> How's this?  A guy spends his first day in heaven.  At lunch, he  was
> waiting
> in line at the heaven cafeteria.  Suddenly, a big commotion  ensues as an
> impressive being barged to the front of the line.  The guy  asked, "Who's
> that
> jerk?"  One of his new friends replied, "Oh, that's  God.  He thinks he's
> a
> surgeon."
> Hal
>
>
>
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Nasser  F.  Abou'Seada,
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